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WiisoldoutDUH

Wii Are Sold Out is a funny Flash movie by SardonicSamurai. It's about a guy who asks the electronics specialist at a store if they had any Wii's in stock. But he doesn't expect for what happenes next. This was rated +17 for very mild sexual humor and language

Script

(Electronics Specialist tries to get a PS3 on the top of a shelf)
Customer: Hi, excuse me, mister employee sir.
Electronic Specialist: Yeah, can I help you find something. *laughs*
Customer: Yes, actually, you can. I just watched this wonderful commercial on TV where there's these two Japenese boys, well I think they're boys, I don't know, but they're really short. Anyways, they came to these people's houses, and was like knock knock, and the people we like "Who is it?", and they were like "Japenese people" and the people were like "Oh my God!" And anyways they were like "We would like to play." and the people were like "OK, come inside and play." But if I were those people, I would not let those people inside my house. Because I know they would rape, and all that bulls***. Anywyas, the came inside they're house, and started flaring their arms around, and the people we like "Oh my God, I'm having so much fun!" And I was like "Oh my God, I need to have some fun too!" So I was wondering if you had this thing in the commercial called a Nintendo Wii in stock?
Electronics Specialist: *starts to become angry and does furious gibberish* No! NO! We are sold out of the Wii! We have been sold out of the Wii for months! Why do you stupid f***ing people ask me every f***ing DAY! *screams* But we might have some in by Feburary. *laughs*

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