Because:
1. My lovely girlfriend Lisa got some major medals for me by ROCKING SERIOUSLY on Road of the DEAD. She got on to the daily leader board of Road to Hell on her second attempt- about 12km. Basically, she can do handbreak turns and I can't and she is just WAY better at computer games than me.
2. I see I got the Lucky Edit badge for the 3rd time. I should just point out for anyone who cares, Salnax is actually ahead of me in real badge points- I have 300 points in Lucky's and Spaintendo fluked a badge twice by computer bug so Sal is actually well out in front.