The Ultimate Orgy is a parody flash movie/music of the animation The Ultimate Showdown. The video created by artist NotSafeForWork. It is rated Adult and has scenes of graphic sexual content and nudity. NotSafeForWork claims that, "If you can watch it all the way to the end without turning gay, you get a prize." This movie got the daily 4th place award and has had over 5 million views. It is also featured in Flash Portal History: 2006, where Tom Fulp describes it as the "Best. Spoof. Ever." The events that proceed in the animation are too horrible and of a sickening nature to describe.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Old Godzilla was fucking around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray

Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back

But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq

He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal

In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack

Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack

Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat

And blew Batman

Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)

There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime

Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime

Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat

Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back

And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny

So he thought of an armadillo named Corey

But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked

Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind

Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find

Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed

And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign

As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime

And they both got some

Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)

It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree

This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus

Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris

Who discovered a dick as hard as bones

Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones

He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee

As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy

But Chuck saw through this clever disguise

And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho

Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show

And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie

And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini

Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader

Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger

Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spock, The Rock, and Charleton Heston

Came outta nowhere lightning-fast

And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw

Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century

Many cocks were sucked, but eventually

A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:

Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)

Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously

This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)

This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now)

This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)

Reception[edit | edit source]

With over 9.5 million views as of June 2018 and an average review of 4.32/5, The Ultimate Orgy is one of the most popular parodies in Newgrounds history. Although in only won the Daily 4th, it is featured in two collections: Adult Toons and Flash Portal History. Tom Fulp called it a "really amazing spoof."[1]

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