The Socom Squad Elite Animation Team (aka Socom Squids, SoCUM Squirts, Zokom Zkvad) was a trolling flash group that existed from January 2007 to July 2009.
| SocomSquad | |
 The Socom Squad, bcux we can lol!!1 | |
| Real Name: | Socom Squad Inc. |
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| Birthdate: | January 2007 |
| Profile: | SocomSquad's profile |
| Alts: | None |
| Aura: | Evil |
| Level: | Level 7 |
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| Whistle: | 
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| Normal | |
| Blam/Protect Rank: | 
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| Civilian | |
| Flash: | Coauthored List |
| Audio: | [1] [2] |
A complete timeline is available here.
Newgrounds activity
Flash
The Socom Squad was a semi-active and vibrant community of trolls and spammers who sought to have high amounts of hilarious reviews per flash, often leading to seizure-inducing, ear-splitting, or just downright confusing animations such as
- Moon Squad Attackles!,
- Socom Squad 4LYFE,
- Revival,
- Thuggin',
- 1812,
- Good,
- Severed at the Senate,
- LollerCupcake > You,
- El Carne Colaboracion, the Chemo Trials series, and the Pineapple & Syringe collaborations.
The group still hangs on with occasional submissions- perhaps once a year, such as the collab r0msturn of the sith in 2010.
Socom Account
As of August 2010, the Socom account has over 220 submissions, from 2007 to 2010.
Awards
The Socom squad have at least 3 awards, including TOTW and Review Crew.
Criticism
If you are unfamiliar with the type of reviews the SS got during its existence, viewing this flash is a good place to start. Failing that, this review by RobotBuu pretty much sums it up. Most Newgrounds users either love or hate the group, with few in-betweens.
Rivalries
The Socom Squad has feuded with numerous other groups, including the Uzi Union, Kitty Krew, Atom Association, Bomb Brigade, Gear Group, Moon Squad/Sun Mafia, Reversed Republic, Owl Organization (not Owl Orchard), Beretta Brotherhood, Camera Cult, Doggy Dray, Paperbag People, S.A.S., Squidly, and NGPD. A forum on the SS website, known as the Squidsurgency Chamber, existed for the sole purpose of plotting the infiltration and destruction of other groups.
At one point they had hacked the leader of the Atom Association until they deleted the Socom Squad's vice leader's flashes and they returned his account and they returned the flashes and apparently they were at peace but as you can see they made flashes parodying the Atom Association even after that.
Alliances
The Socom Squad also had friend groups that shared mutual interests. These were few and far between, but included:
- Certain Glock Group revivals
- Commie Club
- Duck Division (which at first was a rival group)
Group History
Pre-Socom Era
The origin of the Socom Squad was in a Glock Group revival on Invisionfree by AnarchyGlock (then VHS Glock), TIE Glock, AarghCat (then OnigiriGlock), and SaltyJelloGlock during December 2006. It was decided that an original group should be made. The then-small group went through a series of three naming changes (Disk Division, Floppy Faction, Anti Alliance) before deciding to be the Socom Squad (based on the pistol, and not the game as many people seem to expect).
The Pab Age
Things started off slowly. The member list consisted of PineappleSocom, BlackberrySocom, RaspberrySocom, GoldSocom, and the Mad Hatter, with each person creating the occasional flash and collaboration. The first few Socom submissions were blammed, with the first one passing being ATTN kev3458. Four days later, on January 24th 2007, Socom Knows Best! was submitted. The date of this animation's passing (Jan. 24) was later chosen to be the anniversary celebratory Socom Day (later known as SquiDay as the group became known as the Socom Squids).
The Paddyruption Age
After their first few forums, the Socom Squad gained speed and new members. Known as the Paddyruption age after the group's prime moderator HappyHitlerSocom (AKA Paddy), this era was largely one of administrator supremacy, animations, and posts aplenty.
BLAX DID .NET
After abandoning the LollerCupcake Industries website and switching hosting services, BlackberrySocom purchased SocomSquids.net on July 5th, 2007. The first forum, Socomsquiddia, was uploaded and began operating on August 10th 2007. The group changed forums much less frequently than they did when hosted on InvisionFree as a result of having a more secure host site. The website remained online through four additional forums hosted there before the domain expired in July 2009 and the group died unaware and unproductive.
Afterlife
- Blackberry, Splatter, and AngrehFaic have stated their intentions to form the Brunch Bunch, but this group never came to being.
- Following the death of ss.net, r0ms stated his intentions to continue the group on a website of his own.
- CoconutSocom has started a group of his own, the Ruger Regiment, and the best of luck is wished to him.
- SquidCon 2010, a meet-up of the SS administrators taking place in Chicago, IL is still scheduled to happen.
Notable Members
AKA the people responsible for this mess of a group:
- PineappleSocom [3] [4], founder
- BlackberrySocom, co-founder and head administrator
- RaspberrySocom, co-founder
- SplatterSocom, administrator
- AngrehFaic, administrator
- Sev, administrator
- CoconutSocom, Sev's alt (but not really)
- SquashSocom
- CarrotSocom [5] [6]
- PumpkinSocom
- HappyHitlerSocom, moderator
- AubergineSocom
- MushroomSocom
- TomatoGlock
- MushroomGlock
- HappyLeetGost
- k0rkz
- AnarchySocom
- Narrator
- BananaSocom
- SyringeSocom
- Newfie
- PeachSocom
- FuckShitPoopSocom
- PeanutButterSocom
- Lime/Pear/Grapes/KRZR/Domino/IndecisiveSocom
- Mista Bootsie, the resident SS furry
- Ian, the postwhore who started an anti-administration rally that singlehandedly killed /mybb/
- TurnipSocom, NGBBS whore
- The Mad Hatter, supporter
- YGHRulez, supporter
- IronCanOfDeathSocom, delusional fanboy
List of Forums
Hosted by InvisionFree
Malicious website warning: As most of these forums were hacked and taken down, some of these links may contain Last Measure or other, similar popup autospawners.
- Socomlavia I (http://z8.invisionfree.com/SocomSquad)
- Socomdria (http://z6.invisionfree.com/Socomdria)
- Socomdria II (http://z7.invisionfree.com/Socom_Squad)
- Socomdria III (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Socom_Squad)
- Socom Squad HQ (http://z7.invisionfree.com/SocomSquad)
- Socomlavia II (http://z7.invisionfree.com/TheSocomSquad)
- Turnipolis (http://z11.invisionfree.com/socomsquad)
- The Pineapple Republic (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Socom_Squad)
- Sycophaggia (http://z15.invisionfree.com/SocomSquadSycophags/index.php)
- Anti Socom Squad (http://z10.invisionfree.com/anti_socom_squad)
- Jehosaphalopolis (http://z8.invisionfree.com/thesocomsquad)
- http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_Socom_Squad
- http://z8.invisionfree.com/the_socom_squad
- http://z3.invisionfree.com/socom_squad
- http://z2.invisionfree.com/socom_squad (Moon Squad)
Other Forums
- Socomololobod (http://socomsquad.21.forumer.com/)
Hosted by SocomSquids.net (now offline)
- Socomsquiddia (socomsquids.net/forum)
- Socomlavia III, IV (socomsquids.net/mybb)
- Khompton (socomsquids.net/chemo)
- Socomlavia V (socomsquids.net/power)
- Socomololobod II (socomsquids.net/recharge)
External Links
- Coauthored Flash Listing
- Collection Page- oh, wait...
- Pre-Death Announcement
- Post-Death Announcement