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Mich is a Newgrounds audio, chat, and forum moderator.
Mich sucks and he has an [http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/9258522063e69aec95339912e27f93fe?s=200 ugly face] and when he passionately kisses [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240854742685712385/285146450499993600/fierra.jpg his disgusting girlfriend their fucked teeth interlock together in imperfect dental harmony.]
 
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Mich was born in a car accident which left [https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/s.cdpn.io/66579/profile/profile-512_1.jpg his teeth] and [http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/9258522063e69aec95339912e27f93fe?s=200 his face] in a permanent state of being completely fucked alongside [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240854742685712385/285146450499993600/fierra.jpg his cousin/current girlfriend/goblin from the shadow realm.] He has a strong, almost delusional sense of unwarranted self pride combined with an urgent & internal need to [http://mich.newgrounds.com/ share] [https://devhub.io/zh/developer/michd his] [https://twitter.com/michddev fucked] [https://codepen.io/michd/ up] [http://michd.me/ face] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F9AvosC6R8 some garbage he wired together aaaaaaalllll by himself using breadboards, hot glue, and whatever he could find in a dumpster behind his local radio shack.] He doesn't hesitate to show off [http://michd.me/creations/ his exclusive use of javascript and creative style sheets for almost anything he's written in his life,] and needs a sturdy set of training wheels to transition into anything more complex (ex. Ruby on Rails). [http://michd.me/resume/ He stole Conway's Game of Life and put it on his resume under "Creations" and called it Ocarina of Time HD Remastered] because it was too hard for him to write anything that isn't in javascript by himself.
 
 
He likes to call himself a music producer when all he does is just slow down other songs and pitch shift them until they aren't recognizable anymore and puts a reverb filter on it. He also gets really really mad if you call him a cuck or post pictures of his ugly girlfriend so doing that is encouraged greatly.
 

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Mich is a Newgrounds audio, chat, and forum moderator.