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[[File:1606932 10153698654505621 1293552365 n.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The last known photo of Travius.]] |
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Some people think he is a time traveler, from the past. A Roman pioneer who was on an adventure with his boy sex slave, Travius, and a dog whom he never bothered to name. The dog died and has nothing to do with this story. One day while with Travius he found a glowing pool of water which he entered. On the other side he seen tall buildings and carts that moved on their own. This scared Lunarhawk69 however he was excited when he seen all the little boys running freely. So Travius and LunarHawk69 jumped through the portal. However they had no money and did not speak the language of these strange people. Luckily they ran into a Roman Catholic priest who learned Latin while banging rails of coke with the Pope. He took them in and thus became their Pimp so they could earn money and learn English. Travius after saving his money wisely and now free because of the lack of slavery in America left LunarHawk69. He now has 17% stock share in Microsoft. LunarHawk however wasted his money and to this day is still a male hooker. He misses Travius very much. |
Some people think he is a time traveler, from the past. A Roman pioneer who was on an adventure with his boy sex slave, Travius, and a dog whom he never bothered to name. The dog died and has nothing to do with this story. One day while with Travius he found a glowing pool of water which he entered. On the other side he seen tall buildings and carts that moved on their own. This scared Lunarhawk69 however he was excited when he seen all the little boys running freely. So Travius and LunarHawk69 jumped through the portal. However they had no money and did not speak the language of these strange people. Luckily they ran into a Roman Catholic priest who learned Latin while banging rails of coke with the Pope. He took them in and thus became their Pimp so they could earn money and learn English. Travius after saving his money wisely and now free because of the lack of slavery in America left LunarHawk69. He now has 17% stock share in Microsoft. LunarHawk however wasted his money and to this day is still a male hooker. He misses Travius very much. |
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the melted candle
LunarHawk69 is a man who lived in the Newgrounds Chat (R.I.P 2012 - 2014). Born and raised in Massachusetts, he has been a furry his whole life. He began his sumo career in 1432 and finally lost 6 pounds by 2014. Because Massachusetts being as boring as it is, he likes to sell his bellybutton lint online. He hasn't really done anything either creative wise or post anything on the forums.
The last known photo of Travius.
Some people think he is a time traveler, from the past. A Roman pioneer who was on an adventure with his boy sex slave, Travius, and a dog whom he never bothered to name. The dog died and has nothing to do with this story. One day while with Travius he found a glowing pool of water which he entered. On the other side he seen tall buildings and carts that moved on their own. This scared Lunarhawk69 however he was excited when he seen all the little boys running freely. So Travius and LunarHawk69 jumped through the portal. However they had no money and did not speak the language of these strange people. Luckily they ran into a Roman Catholic priest who learned Latin while banging rails of coke with the Pope. He took them in and thus became their Pimp so they could earn money and learn English. Travius after saving his money wisely and now free because of the lack of slavery in America left LunarHawk69. He now has 17% stock share in Microsoft. LunarHawk however wasted his money and to this day is still a male hooker. He misses Travius very much.