Jay

Jay
I'm wondering. I'm wandering. I'm bored. o_o
Real Name:	{{{realname}}}
Birthdate:	{{{birthdate}}}
Profile:	Jay
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Aura:	Blank Slate
Level:	Level 28
Whistle:
	Bronze
Blam/Protect Rank:
	Police Captain
Flash:	{{{flash}}}
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Jay is a Portal and Chat Moderator on Newgrounds that has publicly gone on record for saying:

"Half of these quotes were made up by ZJ".

He has a brother nicknamed "Porkchop" and a grandma who watches a lot of Disney Channel.

Fun Facts

• Jay hated shovelware before it was cool.
• Jay loves people from Australia.
• Jay once borrowed some of ZJ 's games for nearly a year before returning them via mail.
• Jay is too nice for his own good.
• Jay likes torturing himself with really bad video games. His favorite one is Silver Surfer on the NES.
• Jay loves pancakes so much he prides himself on having one everyday.
• Jay looks like silent bob from clerks.