| Jay | |
![]() I'm wondering. I'm wandering. I'm bored. o_o | |
| Profile: | Jay |
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| Aura: | Blank Slate |
| Level: | Level 28 |
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| Bronze | |
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| Police Captain | |
Jay is a Portal and Chat Moderator on Newgrounds that has publicly gone on record for saying:
"Half of these quotes were made up by ZJ".
He has a brother nicknamed "Porkchop" and a grandma who watches a lot of Disney Channel.
Fun Facts[]
- Jay hated shovelware before it was cool.
- Jay loves people from Australia.
- Jay once borrowed some of ZJ 's games for nearly a year before returning them via mail.
- Jay is too nice for his own good.
- Jay likes torturing himself with really bad video games. His favorite one is Silver Surfer on the NES.
- Jay loves pancakes so much he prides himself on having one everyday.
- Jay looks like silent bob from clerks.




