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"Ebaums world dot com"
Author: altffour
Audio used: N/A
Origin: 11/06/2005
Size: 2.2MB
Score(As of August 2011): 4.26/5.00
Genre: - Parody Comedy - Parody
Awards: Awards 5.gif Daily Feature

Awards 11.gif Weekly 2nd Place

Author's comments:
eBaum is making too much money off of robbery, lets try to fix that.
Note This information only refers to the official release on the Flash Portal.

Ebaums World Dot Com is a flash movie submitted by altffour and Trapezoid on November 6, 2005. It was a satirical movie about eBaum's World, a website that stole material from people on other websites. It depicts Eric Bauman, the site's owner, as a thief who the public have to fight against.


Once upon time

On the Internet there was a guy

A very deepy flawed man

They called him Eric Bauman

He was a total asshole

And nobody knows why

He traveled all around

On the pulse of each phenomenon

From Something Awful on to Fark

With his trusty watermark

He stole and stuck it all upon

It wasn't fair

To those from whom he stole

But did he care?

No not one bit

And then he had the nads

To sell some ads

What a piece of shit

Oh, Eric

Eric's quite a slut

Other people's work has made him rich

He hired some male prostitutes

Dressed them up three-piece suits

His faithful team of lawyers

Made the Internet his bitch

'til Lowtax came along

Punched him in the face and banged his mom

And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,

Had his dumb website erased

Well, sadly that's a lie,

There's still an

But if we all join hands

And sing this song

Then our call will reach the sky

And maybe Zeus and Thor

Will smite that whore

I think it's worth a try

Ebaumsworld is going down

We gotta rise up from the underground

And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two

Bout how stealing simply isn't cool

So right now we're making that our mission

And if that bastard doesn't listen

We'll get sick of being lawful

And brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"


Ebaums World Dot Com has had over 1.3 million views since submission. As of August 2011, the average score and review is 4.26/5 and 9.4/10. The movie won the Daily Feature and Weekly Second Place Awards, and is featured in the Flash Portal History as well as the Lemon Demon and Music Video Collections. However, this movie was notably less popular than altffour's and Trapezoid's next collaboration, The Ultimate Showdown, although popular for it's catchy beat!

The Movie